sreda, 23. maj 2012

Dr. Nick Riviera

Chairman: Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant. 

Riviera: But I cleaned them with my napkin.

Chairman: Misuse of the cadavers.

Riviera: I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane.